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BEANS

points you earn for paying attention to the stoopid show. that's the whole thing.

beans start Monday, October 12.


Go earn some

THE BEAN BOARD

updates every night

    🔥 = 3+ daily questions in a rowranked by lifetime beansspending never drops you

    1

    EARN

    • a real answer to the daily question (1 a day)5
    • 3 daily questions in a row+5
    • 7 in a row+15
    • your answer gets quoted (spotlight)+5
    • the bean word from a clip (within 7 days)10
    • arcade code, per game per day (max 6)2

    2

    RANK UP

    • Raw0
    • Soaked100
    • Sprouted300
    • Refried750
    • Jelly1,500
    • Magic3,000

    3

    SPEND

    • a vote on the next bit25
    • a custom leaderboard title for a month50
    • your name in the end credits100

    THE ARCADE PAYS NOW. KIND OF.

    finish a game, get that game's code for the day, reply with it under the daily question. 2 beans each.

    Play the Arcade

    BEANS: THE FAQ

    QUESTIONS

    what are beans
    points you earn for paying attention to the stoopid show. that's the whole thing.
    how do i get beans
    answer the daily question with a real answer. find the bean word in clips and reply with it within 7 days. finish arcade games for a daily code. answer a few days in a row for a streak bonus. get your answer quoted for a few more.
    do arcade games give beans
    yep. finish a run of any game at stoopidtv.com/arcade and it shows you that game's code for the day. reply with it under that day's daily question for 2 beans. one code per game per day, so 6 max. codes reset at midnight central. you can paste the code in the same reply as your answer. a code on its own still counts for the code, just not for the 5-bean answer.
    do streaks get you anything
    yep. answer the daily question 3 days in a row and you get 5 bonus beans. 7 in a row gets you 15 more. each one pays once per streak. miss a day and it starts over. days i don't post a question don't count against you. the fire on the leaderboard means you've got 3+ going.
    what's the spotlight
    every day i pick my favorite answer to the daily question and quote it. that answer gets 5 bonus beans. i pick it because i liked it, not by luck. funny helps. true helps more.
    where's the leaderboard
    stoopidtv.com/beans. it updates every night. it shows lifetime beans, ranks, titles and streaks. it doesn't show anything you didn't already post in public.
    what do beans do
    you can spend them on a custom leaderboard title for a month (50), a vote on the next bit (25), or your name in the end credits (100).
    can i buy beans
    no.
    can i sell beans
    no.
    are beans worth money
    beans have no cash value. they aren't an investment. they can't be bought, sold, traded or exchanged for money or anything that's money. they're worth exactly what's on the menu and nothing else.
    are beans crypto
    no. they live in a spreadsheet. the spreadsheet's very proud of them.
    can i give my beans to a friend
    not right now. you can't transfer them.
    is there a raffle or a drawing
    no. every reward has a fixed price. no luck, no chance, no mystery bean.
    do subscribers get more beans
    not right now. everybody earns them the same way. you don't have to pay me to play.
    do i get beans for reviewing the book
    no. amazon doesn't allow rewarded reviews, and it'd make the reviews worthless anyway. if you read it and want to review it, please do, honestly. it's just not worth beans.
    what counts as a real reply
    a sentence that answers the question. "lol," one emoji, "first," or the same thing pasted every day doesn't count.
    what if i make alt accounts
    then you'll have zero beans on several accounts.
    who decides what counts
    me. i'll try to be fair. i'll sometimes be wrong. that's the stoopid show.
    can beans end
    yes. i might change the rules, reset things or stop the whole thing if it stops being fun. if that happens i'll say so first.
    why are you doing this
    because people give me their time and attention, and i wanted a dumb way to say thanks that doesn't cost anybody money.

    beans are free. they have no cash value. they aren't an investment. they can't be bought, sold or transferred. no raffles. no beans for reviews of anything. i can change it or end it whenever, and i'll say so first.

    Go earn some